Fat Lad Rides Again

Anyone who has come to this muddy part of the t’interweb a very Happy Christmas!

and a little ditty for you:

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Smelly Gloves,
And A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three rides a week,
Two Smelly Gloves,
And A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four Inch O’ Mud,
Three rides a week,
Two Smelly Gloves,
And A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five Chris Kings,
Four Inch O’ Mud,
Three rides a week,
Two Smelly Gloves,
And A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six Knobblies Rolling,
Five Chris Kings,
Four Inch O’ Mud,
Three rides a week,
Two Smelly Gloves,
And A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven riders falling,
Six Knobblies Rolling,
Five Chris Kings,
Four Inch O’ Mud,
Three rides a week,
Two Smelly Gloves,
And A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight hills a-hurting,
Seven riders falling,
Six Knobblies Rolling,
Five Chris Kings,
Four Inch O’ Mud,
Three rides a week,
Two Smelly Gloves,
And A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Roadies prancing,
Eight hills a-hurting,
Seven riders falling,
Six Knobblies Rolling,
Five Chris Kings,
Four Inch O’ Mud,
Three rides a week,
Two Smelly Gloves,
And A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten “Rad Dudes” leaping,
Nine Roadies prancing,
Eight hills a-hurting,
Seven riders falling,
Six Knobblies Rolling,
Five Chris Kings,
Four Inch O’ Mud,
Three rides a week,
Two Smelly Gloves,
And A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Club lads riding,
Ten “Rad Dudes” leaping,
Nine Roadies prancing,
Eight hills a-hurting,
Seven riders falling,
Six Knobblies Rolling,
Five Chris Kings,
Four Inch O’ Mud,
Three rides a week,
Two Smelly Gloves,
And A Fat Lad on a full bounce.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Pootlers Pootling,
Eleven Club lads riding,
Ten “Rad Dudes” leaping,
Nine Roadies prancing,
Eight hills a-hurting,
Seven riders falling,
Six Knobblies Rolling,
Five Chris Kings,
Four Inch O’ Mud,
Three rides a week,
Two Smelly Gloves,
And a Fat Lad on a full bounce!

Happy Christmas

Fat Lad