Fat Lad Rides Again

Everyone, wherever you are, friends old and new, a very merry Christmas.

Fat Lad the pot belly rider,

had a very chunky arse,

and if you ever saw him

you might even say it grows.

All of the other riders

had to wait for him through the spills,

they never let poor Fat Lad

get his breath back atop the local hills.

Then one muddy pootle night

stAnley came to say

“Fat Lad with your arse so big,

aren’t you ever gonna clean that rig?”

Now all the riders tolerate him,

waiting on summits ready,

Fat Lad the pot belly rider

might be the slowest rider in history….

Just how awful was that 😉

Fat Lad